Last night I got up to use the bathroom and get a drink around 4:30 am. I hopped back into bed and had a hard time falling back to sleep, maybe due to a little stress in my life right now, but that is just a guess!!! So I'm sitting there thinking a million things and I feel a run in my panty hose, across my knee. And then I think...um, I'm not WEARING any panty hose (think Julie Roberts!) So I reached down to see what I was feeling and found some sort of bug under my jammy pants. So I grabbed the bug under my jammies and trapped it in the fabric, jumped out of bed and turned on the lights.
Poor Corey, he was like..."whaaaat" and I said, I have a bug in my jammy pants. (I think I said it a few times before he got it.) In the meantime, I was wiggling as fast as I could out of my jammies pants while holding onto the trapped bug in my hand. EWWWW. So when I finally wiggled out of the cursed jammies I found a SPIDER!!!!!!
Ewww, yuck, phtoo....it was a big, fuzzy, hairy, giant brown spider!!!!!! Ew, did anyone else just get chills?
When I told my spider hating boyfriend what I found he refused to look at it. As a matter of fact he jumped out of bed immediately, shaking his t-shirt and boxers out and then pulled back the covers and we both checked for more Tarantulas!! (ok, not really, but when it's under your jammy pants which are pretty tight and it's a brown, hairy spider, you naturally think the thing is HUGE!!!) (Reality says that it was actually the size of my thumb nail.)
Needless to say, those jammy pants are now in the laundry and I'm working through the constant creepy crawlies that thinking about it brings on. This may mean extra therapy. Lots and lots of extra therapy!!!
And for my friend Kate...Tell your folks about this one too...they might need some new fun cocktail hour stories!!!
1 comment:
i would freak out about the spider too
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