So many of our friends are pregnant it's crazy. Those that are not preggers are either recently whelped or do not want rug rats to begin with. Those that are not expecting, have one and want one are only in that position cause they are planning their wedding.
Today I learned that one of our friends is about 2 seconds pregnant. Is it in the water? And if it is in the H2O, then why aren't I knocked up? I mean, we have city water, it's not like we have an artesian well or anything. Apparently my man put a filter on our tap. Like we now have a permanant Brita or something. I'm not actually sure that it's fair. Now with Corey's layoff and the "economy the way it is" I may be 34 before I'm allowed the drink the agua. Tick tock goes my eggs.
In the mean time I will just torture myself with trips to Babies R'Us, checking blogs online, investigating registries, attending the showers, finding the right thing to wear to the weddings and hoping that an IUD really isn't 99.9% effective.
Seriously, it's an epidemic and the only prescription is Cow Bell baby.
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