My Sister-in-Law at Lowe's

Today I’ve been teasing with my Sister-in-Law since she told my brother a story about me.  So she just sent me this email.  It DEFINITLY made me laugh!!!!

 

Karen to Jenna:  How about I cheer you up?   First of all.  I just left Lowes because I had to buy a toilet snake.  One of my dinosaur-doo children plugged the downstairs toilet AGAIN and I couldn’t plunge the issue away.  So I’m standing in line, all dressed up and prissy and two Lowes guys walk by, stop, and say “that’s not something you see every day!”  - meaning a prissy girl standing in line with a toilet snake hanging over her arm!  Ha ha!

 

 

This is what I wrote about my brother.  We are all getting together to have a Lasagna that my mom froze for us before she left.  It’s like frozen gold and instead of fighting over it, mom told us to share.  So needless to say I am looking forward to Friday.  So Jeff called and told me that the menu for our dinner had changed because he and Karen had already liberated the lasagna from my parent’s freezer and what did I want to eat that night.  Well, I kept my cook, but I was VERY sad inside.  So this is what I wrote about Jeffie in an email to Karen.  She then told Jeffie about it.  And apparently lots and lots of other people too.  She thinks I am funny!

 

Jenna to Karen:  Jeffie told me you guys had already eaten the lasagna awhile ago this morning and he really upset me that you two were not considerate enough to have us over for dinner.  Yeah, Jeff really hurt my feelings.  Didn’t wind me up about it or anything, but he teased me long enough for me to cry about it.  Silently.  Wiping sad, slow tears away as he told me how good it tasted.  *sigh* NOT nice